What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm like, not good at living.
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