FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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