then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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