carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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