Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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