they need to just BURY HIM!
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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