I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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