kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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