I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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