he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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