They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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