i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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