K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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