i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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