How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize
