Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Are we still banned from the library?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
you never un-have a 4some
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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