I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Randomize
