So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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