Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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