I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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