ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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