why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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