fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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