Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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