So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
tell me about the fingering
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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