Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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