I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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