Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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