True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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