Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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