around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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