first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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