I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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