according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
My legs feel like baby dolphins
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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