okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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