ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
