Me. At least after what I've been through.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Randomize
