Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
