Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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