Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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