They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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