I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Two words: blizzard sex
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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