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(205): View more from Alabama

Don't make out with my wife yet

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(205): View more from Alabama

Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads

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(815): View more from Illinois

No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.

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(770): View more from Georgia

If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?

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(260): View more from Indiana

just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..

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(678): View more from Georgia

kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party

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