similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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