An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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