just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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