Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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