i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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