So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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