I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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