big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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