She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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