Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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