Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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